WHY I HATE THESE THINGS!!

FIRST OF ALL!! THESE COOKIES ARE HYPED UP TOO MUCH! I would maybe enjoy these cookies if it wasn't for the overwhelming synthetic flavor, and eat like one or two. But through the worlds INCESSANT LOVE for these THINGS! I have grown to hate them! I mean just look at my cookie hate page! So let me give you a list of reasons WHYYY I dislike them!

They have no texture! So fucking boring!

These mass produced fuckers have such a synthetic taste to them combined with the lack of texture makes it feel like I'm eating the edible version OF PLAYDOUGH.

PLAYDOUGHHHHHHHHH

The taste is just straight chemicals, straight artifical sweetener..I can feel my teeth rotting just thinking of them!

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